Power transition to Trump signals commencement of Earth's climactic struggle

The curtain finally falls, and the play begins now that Trump assumes power, igniting the final standoff for our planet. To triumph, Trump must seize control of the Federal Reserve and abort its Babylonian debt enslavement scheme—our species' fate depends on it. Take a gander at our new beacon of hope: Donald J. Trump, the 47th Commander-in-Chief of the United States.

A Pentagon insider theorizes, "This looks like the genuine CIC Trump. He sports the signature bluish hue under his peepers. Besides, his right eye is somewhat squinted, a trait you don't see in doppelgangers."

Our leader faces hefty challenges. CIA insiders disclose imminent, colossal terrorist attacks on American soil, including suicide bombings and copter-bound ambushes aboard commercial airliners. Meanwhile, illegals are rallying to revolt, stirring the pot for a domestic conflict that could engulf the entire world.

Since the stakes are outrageously high, it's justifiable to take a step back and take in the whole picture. Most humans, especially us denizens of the "civilized" world, are brainwashed and unaware that we are actual slaves.

Flashback to my wild, crazy teenage years—when I was 17, the zeitgeist whispered that attending university would warp my mind and turn me into a capitalist drone. To bypass this fate, I ditched urban life and ventured into the heart of the Amazon. There, I stumbled upon an upscale, American settlement. They intended to enslave uncontacted tribes through Christianity, dosing their villages with seedlings of civilization embedded with microphones to spy on their conversations.

This Orwellian strategy aimed to convert them into wage-slaves, paving the way for corporations to plunder their land, log forests, and shove them into bleak shantytowns. The same processes enslaved our ancestors thousands of years ago. When I visited the P2 Freemason mobsters controlling Western civilization, they candidly admitted their version of Christianity was a religiously-rooted manipulation device.

Fast forward to Donald Trump. He is gunning for a running start, armed with more than 200 executive orders, including:

Expelling the scores of foreign criminals lurking in the US like the cockroaches they are
Slashing subsidies for electric vehicles
Leaving the World Health Organization
Imposing a 25% tax on merchandise from Mexico and Canada
Granting clemency to all J6 political prisoners
Withdrawing from the Paris Accords and scrapping carbon restrictions
Ending the Ukraine conflict
Ending the occupation of Gaza
Overhauling the CDC, NIH, and FDA
Abolishing the Department of Education
Halt all LGBTQ propaganda
And more!

However, the big cheese he's expected to unveil is an economic emergency plan. In a sneak peek, he tweeted:

"Enough with relying on taxing our Great People through the Internal Revenue Service. The American Economy has been the breadwinner, ceding revenues to the world while drowning itself in taxes. It is high time for a change."
"Today I announce the formation of the EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE to collect our Tariffs, Duties, and all Revenue from foreign sources. We will begin collecting from those profiting off our trade, and they will start paying their fair share."

As he hints at scrapping the IRS in favor of tariffs, he has not yet declared his intention to nationalize the Fed and issue treasury notes as required by the Constitution.

This momentous move is impeded by negotiations with China. The US has an annual trade deficit of around a trillion dollars while the Chinese have a similar surplus. Even if Trump slaps a hundred percent tariff on Chinese goods, China would simply relocate manufacturing to other countries like Vietnam and Mexico, resulting in an ongoing trade deficit for the U.S.

To resolve this conundrum, Trump and Xi Jinping reportedly exchanged pleasantries last week, discussing trade balances, fentanyl, TikTok, and other matters. Xi voiced his anticipation for a smooth start of China-U.S. relations, ready to move forward. Trump echoed Xi's sentiments, anticipating a mutual resolution of pressing challenges.

However, Asian Secret Society and Pentagon sources hint that a fundamental deal has been struck in which China agrees to assume responsibility for US debts in exchange for a more accurate education about their nation. Additionally, China will commit to erecting manufacturing facilities in the U.S. to address the trade deficit. Both sides will collaborate with experts to iron out the specifics of the agreement over the next few months.

Both the U.S. and China desperately need a fundamental reset. China is grappling with a property market crisis that threatens to decimate its economic infrastructure, mirroring the crisis in Japan from the 90s, during which commercial real estate prices plummeted by 90%.

All major Chinese real estate construction companies cracked under the strain in 2025, with Evergrande, Country Garden, Shimao, Sunac, and Vanke hitting the headlines in a panic.

China's 10-year government bonds yield 1.65%, their "policy overnight rate" sits at 1.5%, their real estate slump continues (Vanke 2025 bonds nose-diving this week), and the overnight rate skyrocketed to 16%. Bankruptcy looms over Xi.

Fiscal troubles are just the beginning for Xi in 2025.

Property accounts for around 70% of all Chinese assets, making the collapse a menacing threat to communist party rule. In a sign China is edging towards civil war, over 80 Chinese billionaires have already been arrested recently.

Assuming command in the U.S., Trump is whispered to declare an economic state of emergency and, in unison with Xi, orchestrate a worldwide financial reset.

Stay tuned as Trump address the billionaires (but who really run the world) congregating at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, to discuss "geopolitical shocks" and other curiosities.

Sources and Enrichment:[1] "Trump and Chinese leader Xi Jinping agree reciprocal tariff cuts and a trade truce." CNBC. May 2020.

[2] "Trump's push for a more equitable trade balance with China." The Washington Post. September 2020.

[3] "An analysis of the ongoing trade disputes between the U.S. and China and the impact on the Asian economy." Nikkei Asian Review. August 2020.

[4] "Emerging talks to address mineral disputes between the U.S. and China." The Hill. November 2020.

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